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A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address ....

An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:



To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is freaking hot down here!


[ 3.176 / wbj ]

   

Wenn es nicht bald eine Alternative zu den weltweit sich erschöpfenden Ölquellen gibt wird es tatsächlich eng ....


[ 3.173 / apm ]

   
  • In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
  • On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
  • Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  • On a Church's Billboard:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
  • On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
  • In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
  • On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
  • At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet
    - Miss a car payment."
  • At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
  • Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary
    We hear you coming."
  • At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    You've come to the right place."
  • At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

[ 3.102 / swe ]


   

findet man bei "Schnutinger" (Ute Hamelmann) ....








Link: sevenload.com

Ich bin per Zufall darauf gestoßen, habe gesehen & gelesen - sehr empfehlenswert!

Beispiele:

  1. Wirrman's Raucherasyl
  2. Schnutinger in bed with ...

 Beispiele Bild/Video:


Das sind übrigens "Helga und Dörte" [= Quelle] ....

[ 3.054 / ysr ]


   
ist der Humor von Helme Heine .... Sehen sie selbst:


    


    


    


 

[Quelle: Zeitmagazin 1985] [ 3.053 / dtk ]


   
So lange ist das schon wieder her?
Die Schlümpfe wurden jetzt 50 ....
 

Schlumpf-Musik - da frage ich mich, wer so etwas gut findet.
Mal abgesehen von Kindern ....

   






George Carlin - Common Experiences Gesehen bei: Stefan Rothenbühlers Weblog
[rkx]

   




[Quelle] / [Inspiriert von Hexa]

   
IT WAS ALREADY LATE FALL AND THE INDIANS ON A REMOTE RESERVATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA ASKED THEIR NEW CHIEF IF THE COMING WINTER WAS GOING TO BE COLD OR MILD. SINCE HE WAS A CHIEF IN A MODERN SOCIETY HE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT THE OLD SECRETS. WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE SKY HE COULD NOT TELL WHAT THE WINTER WAS GOING TO BE LIKE.
NEVERTHELESS, TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, HE TOLD HIS TRIBE THAT THE WINTER WAS INDEED GOING TO BE COLD AND THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE VILLAGE SHOULD COLLECT FIREWOOD TO BE PREPARED.

BUT BEING A PRACTICAL LEADER, AFTER SEVERAL DAYS HE GOT AN IDEA. HE WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH, CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AND ASKED,
"IS THE COMING WINTER GOING TO BE COLD?"
"IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WINTER IS GOING TO BE QUITE COLD,"
THE METEOROLOGIST AT THE WEATHER SERVICE RESPONDED.

SO THE CHIEF WENT BACK TO HIS PEOPLE AND TOLD THEM TO COLLECT EVEN MORE FIREWOOD IN ORDER TO BE PREPARED.
A WEEK LATER HE CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN.
"DOES IT STILL LOOK LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY COLD WINTER?"
"YES,"
THE MAN AT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN REPLIED,
"IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY COLD WINTER."

THE CHIEF AGAIN WENT BACK TO HIS PEOPLE AND ORDERED THEM TO COLLECT EVERY SCRAP OF FIREWOOD THEY COULD FIND. TWO WEEKS LATER THE CHIEF CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN.
"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THE WINTER IS GOING TO BE VERY COLD?"
"ABSOLUTELY,"
THE MAN REPLIED.
"IT'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE COLDEST WINTERS WE'VE EVER SEEN."

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?"
THE CHIEF ASKED.
THE WEATHERMAN REPLIED,
"THE INDIANS ARE COLLECTING FIREWOOD LIKE CRAZY."

   


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[aus: MZ vom 20-11-07]

   




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