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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why did a Hillbilly woman resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
A secretary was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said,
"That's a thermos...
it keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow!", said the lady, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired:
"What do you have in it?"
The woman replied,
"Two Popsicles, and some coffee".
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why did a Hillbilly woman resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
A secretary was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said,
"That's a thermos...
it keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow!", said the lady, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired:
"What do you have in it?"
The woman replied,
"Two Popsicles, and some coffee".
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