Wie zuvor schon berichtet gibt es sehr unterschiedliche Methoden Warzen zu bekämpfen ....
Hier nun eine neue Variante:
Man läßt bei Vollmond eine Nacktschnecke über die Warzen kriechen, wobei man sich dreimal bekreuzigt .... hilft auch.
Ehrenwort!
Hier nun eine neue Variante:
Man läßt bei Vollmond eine Nacktschnecke über die Warzen kriechen, wobei man sich dreimal bekreuzigt .... hilft auch. Ehrenwort!
die möchte man am liebsten aus dem Kalender streichen ....
So ein Tag ist heute!
So ein Tag ist heute!
nach Mitternacht.
Eulenzeit.
Bis 23:00h gearbeitet, um für die neue Computerausstattung samt Drucker Platz zu schaffen .... und weil ich schon einmal dabei war habe ich auch gleich das Ablagesystem und die Schubablagen neu geordnet .... bei der Gelegenheit - unter mehrmals kräftigem Niesen, wegen der Staubwolken - zwei Klappkisten voll Papier ausgemistet und ca. drei Archiv-Kartons gepackt ....
Jetzt werd' ich nur noch ein wenig 'herumlesen'
- und dann ist Schlafenszeit ....
[olk]
Eulenzeit.
Bis 23:00h gearbeitet, um für die neue Computerausstattung samt Drucker Platz zu schaffen .... und weil ich schon einmal dabei war habe ich auch gleich das Ablagesystem und die Schubablagen neu geordnet .... bei der Gelegenheit - unter mehrmals kräftigem Niesen, wegen der Staubwolken - zwei Klappkisten voll Papier ausgemistet und ca. drei Archiv-Kartons gepackt ....
Jetzt werd' ich nur noch ein wenig 'herumlesen'
- und dann ist Schlafenszeit ....
[olk]
-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Her Wedding dress - $5000. Your Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Talk about this to the women who can handle it ....
And to the men who will enjoy reading it ....
jhg
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Talk about this to the women who can handle it ....
And to the men who will enjoy reading it ....
jhg
