My dear female friends,
This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to all of the tired and discouraged women who are unhappy with their husbands. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out with.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.
You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!
So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:
Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to all of the tired and discouraged women who are unhappy with their husbands. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out with.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.
You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!
So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:
Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says,
"You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says,
"I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says,
"Thank you for the wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
"Are you an American?"
She says,
"No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her,
"Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work."
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says,
"You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says,
"I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says,
"Thank you for the wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
"Are you an American?"
She says,
"No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her,
"Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work."
"speisen" üblicherweise nur Fische und anderes Meeresgetier .... das wird sich jetzt mindestens auf den Malediven ändern, denn dort wurde das erste Unterwasserspeiselokal eingerichtet - Panorama pur - da wird es nicht so sehr auf die Qualität der Speisen ankommen:
" .. Das Stadion wo die 05er spielen .. "
- "da wo" wäre noch überzeugender falsch ....
" .. über den Sensiorensport war das .. "
Sensoren, Senioren, etc. - wo ist der Zusammenhang?
" .. in jeder Reihe nur rote Wagen zuforderst stehen und jemand .. "
- das fordert mich zuvorderst heraus ....
" .. Seit Montag bin ich wieder am arbeiten .. "
- sach ich für mein Mutta ....
" .. zwar hatten wir Schule, aber es war schönes Wetter .. "
- und wenn keine Schule ist ist das Wetter schlecht?
" .. Bin in letzter Zeit ganz schön faul was auf meinen Blog zu schreiben .. "
- eine neue Variante:
Jetzt im Sinne von "Block" interpretiert .... nichts ist unmöglich!
" .. ab dem letzten Montag fahr ich immer .. "
- verlangt die neue Rechtschreibung neuerdings "ab" statt "seit"?
" .. Eine Frau sah aus dem Fenster, rauchend, sprach mit den Männern im Trainingsanzug, die rauchten auch und ausser ihr sah man vom Fenster kaum noch etwas .. " - Falscher Bezug, kein Kommentar!
- "da wo" wäre noch überzeugender falsch ....
" .. über den Sensiorensport war das .. "
Sensoren, Senioren, etc. - wo ist der Zusammenhang?
" .. in jeder Reihe nur rote Wagen zuforderst stehen und jemand .. "
- das fordert mich zuvorderst heraus ....
" .. Seit Montag bin ich wieder am arbeiten .. "
- sach ich für mein Mutta ....
" .. zwar hatten wir Schule, aber es war schönes Wetter .. "
- und wenn keine Schule ist ist das Wetter schlecht?
" .. Bin in letzter Zeit ganz schön faul was auf meinen Blog zu schreiben .. "
- eine neue Variante:
Jetzt im Sinne von "Block" interpretiert .... nichts ist unmöglich!
" .. ab dem letzten Montag fahr ich immer .. "
- verlangt die neue Rechtschreibung neuerdings "ab" statt "seit"?
" .. Eine Frau sah aus dem Fenster, rauchend, sprach mit den Männern im Trainingsanzug, die rauchten auch und ausser ihr sah man vom Fenster kaum noch etwas .. " - Falscher Bezug, kein Kommentar!
