Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 09:43:59 -0800
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
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A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Na, klappt doch!
Bleibt nur die Frage, wer sich solche Sachen ausdenkt ....
- wenn man das Wort hört fällt es meist im Zusammenhang mit Erwärmung der Atmosphäre
Ein typischer Fall von Irreführung!
Ein typischer Fall von Betriebsblindheit!
Ein typischer Fall von "Ausweichen wegen Unkenntnis"!
Ein viel bedeutsameres Problem baut sich langsam aber sicher auf, ohne daß irgendwer es umkehren könnte:
Wir werden zukünftig in "PLASTIK" ersticken ....
Es ist - noch vor "Geld" - die schlimmste Katastrophe auf unserem Planeten ....
Ein typischer Fall von Irreführung!
Ein typischer Fall von Betriebsblindheit!
Ein typischer Fall von "Ausweichen wegen Unkenntnis"!
Ein viel bedeutsameres Problem baut sich langsam aber sicher auf, ohne daß irgendwer es umkehren könnte:
Wir werden zukünftig in "PLASTIK" ersticken ....
Es ist - noch vor "Geld" - die schlimmste Katastrophe auf unserem Planeten ....
