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gehen Sie da mal hin .... !

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 23:11
83 Leser
► Thema: Daten & Fakten

Normal people believe:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

Engineers believe:
"If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

(seven)

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 23:02
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Understanding Engineers: .... (2)

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it need s to be.

(two)

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 22:59
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Understanding Engineers: .... (6)

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

One said,
"It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said,
"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has
many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said,
"No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

(six)

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 22:52
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Understanding Engineers: .... (1)

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus
when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
'Take what you want.'

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

(one)

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 22:48
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Understanding Engineers: .... (8)

An engineer was crossing the road one day, when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said
"If you kiss me I'll turn back into a
beautiful princess and stay with you for a week."
The engineer took the frog out of his p ocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want me to."
Again the engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to his pocket.

Finally the frog asked,
"What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you wantme to.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said,
"Look, I'm an engineer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog, now that's cool."

(eight)

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 22:42
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Entlassen ....

werden - so erfuhr ich kürzlich aus der Personalabteilung eines leicht kränkelnden Unternehmens - zuerst nicht jene Mitarbeiter, die etwa faul und menschlich unangenehm sind, sondern jene, von denen man bei einer "betriebsbedingten Kündigung" den geringsten Widerstand erwartet (!).

Ein Grund mehr, unbequem zu sein und Vorgesetzte wissen zu lassen, daß man im Fall der Fälle alle Instanzen des Arbeitsgerichts zu nutzen gedenkt ....

Im Grunde aber ein Armutszeugnis für das deutsche Personalwesen ....

► Mittwoch, 10. Mai 2006, 18:35
87 Leser
► Thema: Kaum zu glauben ....

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